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Ready...Set....Hate!

Sunday, October 01, 2006 Ready...Set....Hate! Current mood: amused So I know it..s been a long time, I..m not trying to hide, I really just haven..t felt the need to write very much recently. Also I was a little upset at the fact that I was getting emails from people who were claming that my stories where made up and or were fake! This hurt me a little because first, that would mean that these individuals would actually know me and know all about my life. Second, it would mean that they are in a way saying that I.. am a liar! (shakes his head) I may be tardy often; stubborn, and even maybe a little glib some of the time but one thing I can promise you that I..m NOT is a liar! I can..t be, you see I gave it up years ago! After too many people end up getting hurt and yourself included you just say to yourself one day.. enough..s enough! Now I want you to know that lying is one thing, omission is another. I don..t believe in lying, but sometimes it maybe in your best interest to not divulge all your secrets all at once. For instance: Cop pulls you over and he ask..s you ..how many beers you..ve had tonight sir?.. ..One officer... Now it is defiantly not a lie in the sense of the word, but it would defiantly be in your best interest to shut up and not say anything more! You might have had just one beer, but there..s absolutely no need to tell him about the three shots of Belvedere you had at the party you just come from. This is how a lot of politicians get away with things. Not to get all political but I absolutely believe that the government purposely only tells Bush what he absolutely must know that way he can deny things out of pure ignorance. This actually plays out very comically in relationships! Men when asked what they did last night will be very willing to blurt out they..re soul to their ladies and quickly try to come up with some lies to cover up certain incriminating aspects that don..t sound so wholesome. Females on the other hand love to tell you their night out on the town with their girlfriends! They cant wait! But men be aware.. they..re gona tell you the version THEY want you to hear! They are not going to mention all the steamy, drunken, wild debauchery that might have been going on at the bar or club that night. Hey they human too. They will continue to talk and talk and talk until you cant take it anymore and end up saying. ..That..s great dear.. ..I..m gona go mow the lawn now!.. Now they..ve completely gotten off scott free because you haven..t asked the right pertinent questions! And they didn..t even have to lie to you! How clever! Anyway as a word to the wise to females out there this could be a bad sign as well! If your man never ask the right questions it maybe a sign because he..s just doesn..t care! Or worse that could be a ..red alert.. that he might be seeing someone else or maybe taking too much ambian perhaps. Ha well it looks like my little rant has turned into a full scale story now hasn..t it. There really was a lot more I want to say but I..d rather not waste so much time on defending myself from lame haters! If you like the stories then enjoy them for what they are.. stories! If you are just a negative person and love to just hate, let me know so I can happily delete your ass from my list! Thanks for reading

Birthday Smufday

Birthday Smufday Current mood: chipper Well it seems that my Blog is starting to become somewhat popular here on this Myspace. As of today I have 269 views! Wow! I had no idea I was even remotely this interesting, ok maybe a little but not to the point of where I feel guilty if I miss a week of blog time. Well I dont really have any idea what Im going to talk about today. Maybe that Im still homeless?....Na thats getting a little too old already. Maybe how Im constantly broke as a joke? Nopedone that to death! I think I want to talk about how I had a wonderful birthday/birfday (depending what your preference is) I had last week! Im actually trying to extend it through the month now. I think it was it was the first time in a long time I can remember that so many people made such a big deal over me. So to all of you I want to say thanks! If you dont know me and are reading this I am not a big fan of birthdays let me rephrase that Im not a fan of celebrating MY birthday in particular! I dont tell anyone and they dont ask. Thats the way I like it. Some people have been know to literally have to force the issue but my stand personally is that birthdays are very nice but I truly just dont enjoy being in the spotlight. And as far as my friends are concerned birthdays are the personification of being in the spotlight! Dont get me wrong I like to celebrate other peoples birthdays all the time, my friends will attest to that! I like buying gifts and making a big hula-balu, but when whenever May comes around I enjoy hiding under the radar exclusively. A funny example I often like to tell people is one time a good friend of mine and I were chilling at my house having a few beers and playing a game or something and it just so happens that I looked up at the clock and notice that it was at that very moment changing to twelve oclock midnight. I stared at the clock for a moment reflecting on the year that has just expired at that very moment of my life and all I could say was Guess what? Its my Birthday!... but in the unexcited monotone voice that I often speak in. I was instantly shot back with a WHAT? What do you mean? Its your birthday? We need to celebrate!! And if I remember correctly we had a Twinkie or cupcake or something of the sort to celebrate. It was funny to think about it now because if I didnt look up at that very moment Im sure I would have just gone keeping it to myself to mull over depressingly. So thats birthdays for me in a nutshell. The other interesting twist to it is that my Rockys birthday is exactly one day before mine, and it will now put me in a somewhat melancholy mood for the rest of my life Im sure. Its not fun having as many D-day Anniversarys (as I like to call them) as I do. :( Im not going to go down this road because its depressing and sad so I will try to leave you on a happier note. Im going to be spinning at a good friend of mines bachelor party in a few weeks! Its exciting for me because Its been so long since Ive been in the D.J. world and I know Im a little rusty. However, for those who've known me long enough music has always been my first love but has recently taken a backseat in my life to these clunky beige boxes that always seem to crash and break for some reason or other. For the people that know me it means IM GOING TO TEAR THE PLACE DOWN! So I hope they have insurance! Well if your interested please email me about tickets cuz there going quick! Thanks for reading. T.
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